Officially the most expensive nail polish in the world, fine jeweller Azature is releasing a nail polish full of crushed diamonds at $250,000 per bottle. I thought I had enough in my life that was bringing me down right now, but this crap sure isn't helping matters. $250,000...Seriously? It boggles my mind to think of what one could buy with that kind of scratch instead of a single bottle of nail polish. Yeah, OK it wouldn't be able to buy you a house in Toronto, but it sure would make for a shorter mortgage. If I had that kind of money, I'd actually be able to retire at 65 instead of dying of a heart attack behind a grocery store register at the age of 74, which, let's face it people, this is my future.
Nail polish is supposed to be a fun affordable luxury, not a bitter reminder that 1% of people have 99% of the money in the world and the other 99% have 1% and that you will never, ever get to make out with Tom Hiddleston...
|Pictured: Tom Hiddleston & NOT ME!!!!! AARRRRGGHH!!!!|
I try not to swear on this blog and when I do, I dress it up with a little creative censorship. But not today. Fuck you Azature! FUCK YOU!